We go to a school that's truly full of whimsy. Every week, I feel like I see something new that would only be possible with such special children as these. So today, I wanted to share some of the things that I've seen throughout my years here at Uni, and why they make our school so special. I must first begin with the absolute degeneracy that is German class. Specifically German 4 (I have no idea if other German classes are like this, but ours is truly special). It seems that every class period, something absolutely unhinged happens. A few weeks ago, someone put a thumb tack on poor Sam's seat, and he sat on it. While I did feel bad for him because I'm sure it's not a nice feeling to have a metal pin shoved up your butt, it was one of the funniest things I've seen this year. Another time, someone made a weapon of mass destruction from a mechanical pencil. It could suck up water and then when the eraser was pressed, it would launch the water several feet into the...